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The speaker begins by reminiscing about their early morning grocery runs, noting that many shoppers arrive early, hoping to snag the best deals on meat—unaware of how long it takes for the store to stock them. An encounter with a woman who awkwardly navigates her car into a parking spot sets the tone for the day: she parks far in the back, seemingly for health reasons and to avoid door dings.
Once inside, the speaker criticizes the slow pace of many shoppers, specifically those who meander through aisles and park themselves right in the middle, blocking traffic. They express irritation at indecisive people who take too long to choose condiments, pointing out how patience wears thin when waiting for someone to finalize their purchase.