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The author criticizes the current state of NFL rosters and team quality. He points out that most teams are “unwatchable,” with many playing uninspired, sloppy football. The league’s parody—where half the teams are below or at .500—is used as evidence of its imbalance. Paradoxically, the league’s supposed parity results in mediocrity, with many teams being just polished or crude “turds.” Such widespread decline underscores a deeper issue: the overall talent level—especially among quarterbacks—has regressed dramatically.