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The piece concludes with a satirical sponsorship segment promoting Oxford Natural's supplements—Optimum Day and Optimum Night. The narrative emphasizes that thousands across the US and UK have used these products for weight loss and wellness, citing testimonials from celebrities like Michael Owen and Robbie from AFTV who supposedly achieved significant weight loss. The tone is tongue-in-cheek, implying that these quick-fix solutions are the latest in the industry's ongoing charade, promising results without gimmicks or needles.