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The media's climate crisis narrative is also dissected. The Associated Press recently devoted extensive coverage to the environmental impact of pet ownership, claiming that animals significantly contribute to climate change. Toto dismisses this as absurd, pointing out that pets like cats and dogs produce minimal emissions compared to humans’ far greater carbon footprint—through driving, powering homes, and consuming meat.
He mocks the obsession with "carbon paw prints" and illustrates how irrationally wasteful some environmental narratives have become, emphasizing that responsible conservation should prioritize human ingenuity over guilt-tripping pet owners.