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A fictional campaign worker is humorously tasked with compiling Biden’s accomplishments, which involves mundane activities like tapping pencils and scratching chins—an ironic nod to the lack of substantial achievements being highlighted in the parody. An early campaign commercial, acquired by The Daily Wire, features Biden appearing to speak earnestly to the camera, delivering a bizarre monologue that mixes supposed promises of unity with nonsensical references to MAGA supporters, chaos in Afghanistan, and border security.