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The monologue concludes with a satire of American commercial culture, highlighting Ben Affleck’s lucrative cameo eating a donut, linking celebrity capitalism to national pride. The assertion is that if Americans fail to appreciate such commercial spectacles of "culture," they would be nothing more than "Philistines," which he jests as a pun linking to modern mispronunciations calling them "Palestinian."
The speaker then dismisses the idea of giving other cultures or nations their own countries, sarcastically suggesting the separation of Black Americans or other ethnic groups as a "bad idea," emphasizing his exaggerated nationalist stance.