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The piece closes with a light-hearted call to action—"Subscribe to the Andrew Clavin show"—encouraging readers to keep up with the comedy and chaos, because in the end, perhaps humor is the best way to cope with the madness of the 2024 election.
In the end, the state of the race is less about policies and more about caricatures, conspiracy theories, and a nation trying to find sanity amidst electoral chaos. Whether it’s a "dead" candidate or a "felon," one thing’s clear: American politics has become a stage of relentless satire, and the audience is invited to enjoy the show.