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The mock-up report, penned by the late comedian John Belushi, provides a hilarious, if absurd, inside look into the supposed "war room" meetings where Biden and his advisors drafted their apparently disastrous plan. According to this parody account, one such meeting was hilariously interrupted by General “Thoroughly Modern Millie,” who arrived late because of an "adult education class on understanding white rage." Millie then allegedly changed into a “floor-length evening gown,” which adds to the surreal tone.