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Despite these deeply foolish suggestions from his "crack team," President Biden, according to this parody, declared himself “the smartest man in the room,” selecting a bizarre decision to eat two scoops of pistachio ice cream instead of mixing flavors. He then supposedly chose to withdraw all support from Afghan allies, prompting their surrender and abandoning military airfields in the dead of night. The goal, humorously alleged, was to showcase “brilliant American leadership” to Russia as an encouragement for its invasion of Ukraine.