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The recent "final report" from the Biden administration on the Afghanistan disaster was humorously described as a hastily discarded document—"thrown out of a speeding car in a brown paper bag" on the eve of Easter. According to the satirical tone, the report blamed Donald Trump for Biden’s decision-making, with Defense Department spokesperson John Kirby humorously portrayed as chasing Biden’s helicopter, desperately shouting for him to stop and answer questions. The narrative paints a picture of chaos and confusion, with imagined meetings led by a late comedian, John Belushi, discussing absurd strategies involving synchronized dance routines for the Taliban and undermining U.S. intelligence efforts, all blaming Trump for the chaos.