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Amidst the chaos, Secretary Buttigieg took some time off from his two-year paternity leave to pontificate, once again, about virtue and equity—proof that the administration’s priorities are perhaps less about managing crises and more about performing ideological virtue signaling.
Final Thoughts
This satirical account paints a picture of a government seemingly oscillating between the absurd and the catastrophic, firing missiles at plastic helicopters, lawn chairs, and pheasants while Ohio’s residents suffer from poisoned water and air. With officials more focused on fashion statements, diversity training, and political posturing than effective crisis management, the situation appears increasingly surreal.