Off grid — Hive

Get cash
Get a bike
Get a hooded sweatshirt
Get generic clothing
Get 2 large covid masks
Get black sun glasses
Get 1 roll of electric tape
At night ride the bike for a few hours
Hide the bike
Take the cash out of the wallet
Leave your phone and wallet with bike
Walk >60 minutes to the biggest computer store around
Put your mask, glasses, and hoodie on before getting close in private
Don’t make any eye contact with anyone
Buy a laptop
Pay cash, don’t take any change
Walk the nearest clothing store
Buy new generic clothes and a backpack
Put new clothes and laptop in the backpack
Keep in mind security cameras
Don’t look directly at any camera
Pay cash, don’t take any change
Don’t talk, only mumble softly if needed to not cause suspicion
Walk to a crowded açaí shop
Open the laptop but in the opposite direction you normally would
Put electric tape over webcam and entire border of screen
Start up the laptop
Use a Tor browser
Never search for anything related to your identity or location ever on that computer
Never login to any account or interact with any previous wallets or NFTs
Set up a fresh BTC wallet
Set up a fresh XMR wallet
Fund wallet with non KYC exchange
Use a protocol that obfuscates on-chain links
Send using multiple transactions but only using round numbers 1/10/100
Once you have the XMR/BTC in the wallet
Buy OMB, immutable digital artifacts, and Bitcoin miners.
Shut the laptop off and remove the battery
Go to the bathroom
Stand on top of the toilet so no one sees your legs
Switch clothes, switch mask
Put the backpack on your stomach side and put your new clothes over it
Walk back to your bike
Get your phone and wallet
Then hail a cab back home
Buy guns and surveillance system
Protect that laptop at all cost 🫡