Sort:  

!lol

Why do guitars cost so much?
Because I can't make one and those that can exploit my inability to make a guitar by charging more for them.

Why do doctors make more than plumbers?
Because doctors exploit people's inability to heal themselves.
Without plumbers we all die of sepsis.
Plumbers are exploiting people's inability, too.
Money is the root of that.

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

Credit: reddit
@baah, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @antisocialist
The LOLZ Tribe is here! Stake your LOLZ now to earn curation rewards and continue using the !LOLZ command. Please read our latest update for more information.
(1/1)

If we all die without plumbers explain before plumbers.

Just look at the cholera outbreaks in haiti.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23695726/
No water treatment plants there.

NYC was the same before plumbing broke out.

Does it matter if you are dead and nobody else gets sick from lack of plumbing?

Probably a city problem more than a survivor's.