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All. The. Time.

I lost count of how many times I got a call from someone saying they have my kid and that I need to pay them money if I ever want to see them again... I don't even have kids

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Next time they call, tell them "Good, keep the kids! You pay their food and college!"

(No offense to the parents and children of parents here.)

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Haha that's a good one

I once told them "Good luck, I hope you end up being a better parent than I was"

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