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You have two hands.

Dont tell me you cant roll a joint with one hand. I bet you can roll one with your toes.

I can't roll and thread at the same

Seems like a talent to work on achieving over the next year.

I'm still working on rolling and masterbating with limited sucess.. that will take until next year to master

Dont get the two confused. It hurts to try and lit your dick on fire.

It worse trying to light the joint with fiction

At least if you take sandpaper to the joint, you just get weed all over the place.