Imagine a time & place where cash is not King.
Feeling a little puckish, my son wanted a simple Cheeseburger.
The little shop van looked enticing.
The staff standing bored.
A midgets little bearded fucker, hosting a red, angry face, looked at me with venom.
"OUR EFTPOS IS DOWN, MATE!"
SO, I flash some cash.
This seemed to rile the bearded fool even more so!
"We can't take cash, mate! That's it. It's said and done!"
"So, you're not paying these guys than?" I joked.
His face went redder.
"OK then," I quipped, "I'll have one free Cheeseburger..."
He walked away in fuming disgust.
So, we went and bought an overpriced pizza.
