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I'm far from perfect ...

Something I am sure your wife agrees with and doesnt mind reminding you.

Oh yeah she often says super sweet things like "you've been playing that video game for 12 hours" and "you haven't gone outside in 3 weeks".

Reading that my logical answer is: so?

But then I am not married.

That's usually my response, unless I wanna sleep in the bed lol

I understand. Do you have a pull out couch or a recliner where you most sleep?

I sleep in my gaming chair mostly. It reclines 180 degrees and has a leg rest. Optimal comfort, lower lumbar support, and no one stealing my side of the bed

I understand.

You have a mancave dont you?