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You should leave more often then.

Ill take things Nifty's wife says for $200 please Alex.

daaaamn. that was a good one, i'll give ya that.

Of course, this is written by the guy who has nobody to tell him to leave.

So who is better off?

Might have to flip a coin on this one.

"just leave", another one of those super cute things she says to me all the time

My sense is those are times when she learns how poor you are at listening.

who said anything about listening? that wasn't part of the agreement.

What you agreed to and what she thinks you agreed to are two different things.

you are welcome back,