NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE: Rather than trading Nylander or Marner for goons to defend other star players, Toronto Maple Leafs should hire Chuck Norris to teach all players on team to use martial arts to defend themselves.
Chuck Norris should play all 6 positions, and Doug Gilmour and Tie Domi can share coaching duties. Then the Stanley Cup moves out of the Hockey Hall of Fame building and back onto Maple Leafs property for the follwoing 365 days.
Chuck Norris should play all 6 positions, and Doug Gilmour and Tie Domi can share coaching duties. Then the Stanley Cup moves out of the Hockey Hall of Fame building and back onto Maple Leafs property for the follwoing 365 days.