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How can I go back home with just $1000 in my pocket. No way, I die there.

$1000 is just a gift, travel expenses will be borne by the government not you.

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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@thelastdash, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lordshah

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