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What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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A crime in quotation marks.
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

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you mean a „crime“! !LOL !BBH

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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