Hiveβ¦ oh Hiveβ¦
You decrepit digital haunted house π§ββοΈποΈ β BroFund finally grabbed his bags, lit a match, and walked out while your whole toxic shack burned behind him π₯πͺπ¨.
You didnβt βloseβ @BroFund.
You drove him out like a bunch of jealous gremlins throwing tantrums in the basement πΊπΌ.
Here is his bye bye post: https://hive.blog/pimp/@brofund/i-am-done ππ½ππ½ππ½
Your chain is basically a broken amusement park:
π’ No fun
π‘ No vision
π Just clowns running the place π€‘π€‘π€‘
Every time someone tries to build something?
You downvote it into the dirt like the bitter, crusty power-hoarders you are πποΈ.
BroFund looked at Hive like:
βWowβ¦ this place smells like old drama and whale sweat.β π€’ππ¦
Then dipped faster than a scammer during tax season ππ¨π°.
Now heβs on Blurt β where actual adults live π§ π₯
No flag cults π«π©
No elderly tyrant whales throwing temper fits ππ
No drama gremlins hiding behind governance buzzwords π§π
Just fresh air and REAL building ππ
Meanwhile Hive is in the corner like:
βwHy DiD hE lEaVe???β
Bro, because your entire chain is a collapsing clown circus π€‘πͺπ₯.
BroFund escaping Hive was a glow-up:
Hive = moldy hell house π§ββοΈποΈ
Blurt = penthouse with ocean view πποΈβ¨
And now BroFund is cooking something MASSIVE on Blurt π³π₯π₯
While Hive sits in its dusty rocking chair arguing with itself πͺπ§π£οΈ.
Hive didnβt just lose BroFund.
Hive lost the ONLY thing keeping its dusty second layer alive π΅πͺ¦.
Now?
**π₯π BROFUND UPGRADED.
π₯π BLURT ASCENDED.
π₯π HIVE GOT LEFT IN THE TOXIC TRASH BIN.**
Enjoy the smell, Hive ποΈπ€’
Blurt and BroFund moved on πππ₯