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No cold wallet yet. :) A newbie

as cold as possible it is printed encased and in a fire proof bag. That is hidden somewhere good.

that one water molecule that will make the paper melt 👽

Is $HIVE Wallet considered Cold since we control our own keys?

It does not matter who controls. Depends who can access them, especially from internet. Your hive tokens can be lost any moment if your ACTIVE key gets compromised by bad actor.

It hasn't been updated or connected to internet in over a year!

I rarely connect it to the internet, only when making transfers.