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It's these damn short attention spans these days. Saying hello and it's already goodbye. That's why I stopped blinking. Afraid I might miss something.

Somehow a goldfish found a greater attention span, and not sure where that of a frog lies. You may miss your art of blinking. No need to be afraid.

If I close them now I might not wake up.

You'll wake up. YOur eyes may need sum rest.. The moar awake you think you are, the moar awake you will be.

That mandella effect is so trippy. For some strange reason I always thought it was spelled, "More."

It was (spelled) "More".

That's too bad it's not spelled more. Hopefully it makes a comeback and more spell it more.