Ok, for realzies this time...
I generally don't think about stuff like this on my own, so it's really nice to see the similarities laid out like this.
I love the idea of MZuck standing at the helm of the S.S. Facebook looking dumbfounded and butthurt as he helplessly watches everyone jumping off his sinking ship.
And not at all relevant, but I also think it's neat that AOL, Blockbuster Video, and, someday Facebook all will have flown that goddamn blue flag straight to hell. I don't even know why I thought about that or seem to have strong feeling about it. I'm gonna bounce before this becomes an episode.