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It's philosophical. In some way, we're all sperm, swimming through life and finding eggs of opportunity to fertilize. Well it is either that or I just thought it was funny

I was just wondering what you spiked your drink with... :D

Lol the crying sperm thing is so damn funny. You're the only one who's noticed it, so there's something wrong with you too 😝.

Spiked my coca cola with one gin called Bull by the way. Costs 250naira (70 cents) but has a strong kick with 40% alcohol volume. 😄