I haven't had an Eskimo Pie in years!!!
First lesson, invent a financial language that the commoners cannot understand. Second lesson, invent easy sounding profits. Third lesson, design easy sounding reasons for profit failures.
They learned from lawyers, then added a magnitude or two for good measure.
Hahaha, my firs love; Eskimo Pie lol.
I and maybe you too have had some dealings with lawyers over the years my friend, so the less said about that profession the better.
Hear this:
In 1996 a guy liked my house that we put up for sale without me knowing about it. It was a big house on a double stand and I gave the house to my ex wife as she would take the money for the house.
Years later, in fact 2015 a credit burau called me to ask for an outstanding amount on the house.
I didn't know what they were talking about and contacted my ex wife to ask her what was going on?
She didn't know either and never received any money for the house.
Then I contacted the bank that did the deal with us and to my surprise the house was put on auction and it was sold below market value for a pittance!
In the meantime, the debt collecting agency had bought the bank's debt debtor's books and they were hounding everyone in the books for collections.
I asked the bank for the original purchasing contract and after a search they said that they could not find it ?
Neither my ex nor I were contacted to say that the house was placed on auction, so no one had a case against us.
Can you believe that the debt collection agency that had since been listed as spammers still contact me every week now. They have sent me countless 48 hour foreclosure and blacklisting messages over the years and I continue to laugh at them.
So yeah, I know all about lawyers lol.