That is pretty tired. I know the feeling though and I am sure I do the same from time to time, and then think - "how is that related?"
My dad once did a portrait where the canvas was about 5 feet high - but the girl in the portrait was about an inch high. It was commissioned by her parents, and they absolutely loved it. Someone else would say "that's not a portrait".
There was one night that I dropped my phone on my face because I fell asleep while trying to type a response on Ecency. That sounds like an interesting portrait!