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Porn makes your penis bigger, 5g just makes your balls shrivel up..

It is where I carry most of my weight

We call that a psyop in this business.
I agree, 5G does increase the size of male genitalia.
The science proves it.

If they really want the uptake of a new technology, penis enlargement would always be a gateway.
5G also makes you slimmer, btw.

Smarter too.

Internet access crowns coming soon™.

closely followed by the patented

5G-String - "for when you want fast access, but no panty line."

That how you sell it to the masses. 😂