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Catching Mayan Indians on neighbors... this could work, you can make a remake of Apocalypto, and the inventory in the form of two chairs, as I understand, already exists :)
!BEER

Depends upon how tasty the neighbors are.

Have to have the right type of beef on their bones.

It's hard to forgive your neighbors, but you can ignore them, it helps and torments your neighbors even more than your anger :)