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No. But I took Dallas -3 on my own dime.

We got the Jets tonight.

I am glad Dallas was not only able to win but cover. It was close.

If the Giants scored 6 TDs, it would have lost.

I wanted to bet more but my butthole wouldn't allow it..

Needed more lube.

That tends to help a lot.

Yeah that's the problem. I'm out of Vaseline..

Preparation is key.

Not to be confused with Preparation H... that's the lock.