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oh yeah, that's pretty close honestly. paper cuts are a motherfucker too

Yeah they are. You know what else really hurts, hitting the pinky toe aganst the leg of a chair or bed.

Ouch.

ah shit yeah. i'm convinced the pinky toe was only created to punish us for not walking more carefully

... the pinky toe was only created to punish us

Just like women...

Sorry about that