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i was going to make a rather naughty and offensive joke here but i decided against it. i'll leave it up to imagination, which could be worse.

Guaranteed to be worse but that is okay. I openly admit my mind wakes up in the gutter and starts working its way down from there throughout the day.

i'm gunna tell this to my wife and coworkers. i feel like they'll get me.

If they are around you, they have low standards.

I like them already.