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Hey buddy. No show today?

Not this week. We will return next week.

You forgot my birthday yesterday. 😥

As you get older, they are less important. When you are my age, you ignore them completely. Time is catching up.

No, it won't be so for me.

But I am sure you need your birthday spankings.

Yes, a nice gift will do. 😅

Spankings can lead to a nice gift.

Gifts are motivators for a good spanking. 🤣

You spent the year earning them. LOL

Earning them. 🤷?