You would've enjoyed picking on a teenager if I were one, wouldn't you, you obscene brute? With that sort of obnoxious vocabulary even a teenager would know exactly what type of creature you are. You seem to suspiciously fancy swear words pertaining to the fields of male genitalia and fecal matter, though you fall short in terms of properly adjusting them to an appropriate recipient (there shouldn't be any at all, but that is a far more complex discussion for someone with such a low threshold of emotional intelligence like you). I assure you once more in intellectual and biologically mature regards that I have more Coursera completed courses (on my expense, mind you, without anything allegedly 'drained' from HIVE from my rewards) at the University of Edinburgh alone than you can count your not so original pathetic swear words.
P.S.: If I were a father, I would be tremendously ashamed of picking on a teenager, unless I would have a proper reason for it (and even in that scenario, given conscience - a word which I bet isn't in your limited vocabulary - I wouldn't do it or still be very much ashamed afterwards). And judging by your lack of respect and repulsive insults you are no way near to being an authority figure to anyone, thank God!