was on my own, minding my business when suddenly,my twin sister touched my shoulder.
"Hey,why are you touching me?"I asked.
"Can't you see we are in the exam Hall?"
"Forget exam Hall."my twin whispered.
"This woman did not set any questions on what she had taught us.
English English everywhere,big big grammar that's not in our notebook."
"So,how is that my business?"
I will just copy back the questions on my answer scripts and submit,wetin concern me."I said to my twin.
"You forgot that Uncle and Auntie had warned us never to come home with a bad result.
Or are you ready to hug transformer?"My twin sister asked and immediately,I came to my right senses.
Everyone was murmuring and complaining in the exam Hall because of how difficult the questions were.
Some were even crying, especially girls.
The boys were busy laughing and chewing their puff puff and youghort
They don't even care whether they pass or fail.
Especially,Long bench, who entered the exam Hall with fifty different textbooks,
"Where do I start?"He asked his friend who also did not understand the book.
They were eventually caught by the teacher who asked them to go outside and lie down under the sun.
And even while under this punishment,Long bench was still chewing her puff puff and drinks.
"I think I will faint."I said to my twin,
who looked at me in shock.
"They are writing exam and you want to faint?
This lady are you well at all?"my twin angrily asked.
"Hey,I am not a lady, I am seven years old.Get that into your skull!"I warned.
"See what will happen,there are four teachers in this building right now.
The rest are outside and in the other buildings.
So,to distract them we just need to faint."I suggested.
"Who are the we? "Agatha asked.
"You,Agatha is number one."I replied.
Her face changed and she said to me,
"Thunder fire you and fainting.
You want to put me into trouble ,E no go work."
I ignored her rant and continued with my plans.
"Four of us will have to faint at the same time.
By doing so,the four teachers would come to our aid trying to revive us.
And while they are doing so,Ben and
Mathew would secretly snatch their phones.
They will use their phones to write the answers including the four of us that have fainted.
Once you are done writing everything,just cough and then we will wake up.
Are we good?"I asked and they all nodded their heads.
We were just seven years old at that time, so the teachers were not going to
suspect us of any gimmick.
"1,2,3,go!"I whispered as we all began to cough.
We closed our eyes and opened our mouths.
Then we landed on the ground with no further movement.
We just laid still.
Agatha wanted to laugh at first,but then I landed a big slap on her face,"Itoooooowaaaaiiiiiiii!"and she immediately came back to her senses.
"What's going on here?"The teachers asked as they began administering CPR
on the four of us.
They sent a guy,Tanker to go and inform
the principal that there's emergency in wall B,only for the idiot to climb mango tree and began plucking fruits.
Although this was part of our plan,but I didn't ask Tanker to climb a mango tree,what if he falls from there?
While the teachers were focused on the four of us that had fainted,Mathew and Ben secretly snatched their phones and began writing the answers.
For the next thirty minutes,they would go on to write the answers for everyone that's involved in this plan.
When the rest of the students saw that our plans had worked out perfectly,they all began to faint too.
About hundred and something students
were coughing at the same time with their mouths wide open.
"What's going on?
Call the doctor!"The teacher screamed.
The whole building was in chaos for sometime and suddenly,everyone just fainted in the same position.
Their mouths were wide open and their legs spread wide.
The four teachers,out of fear,ran out of the building in search of a doctor.
And as soon as they left,everyone opened their eyes and began writing the answers.
Once A is done writing,he would fold it and throw it to B,
B would throw to C and so on.
Tanker who was still on top of the mango tree was the one who gave us the signal that the teachers and the doctor were coming back.
By then we had already finished writing all the answers.
So,as soon as we were done writing,we all fainted again.
The whole class was eerily quiet.
"What is really going on here?"The doctor asked.
"You need to cancel this exam right now,the nurses are on their way and we would need to give them ten ten injections each.
Are you still looking at me?,Tell your principal to cancel the exam!right now"The doctor screamed.
Immediately we heard the word cancel,our eyes opened by force.
"Cancel what?"We all asked.
"Don't try us oh?"
And then we began firing him stones and cans,Tanker was also firing from the top of the mango tree and he never misses.
The doctor rushed into his car and sped for his life.
We all passed the exam and were promoted to a higher class.
The questions were objectives,so you just have to write the letters,A B C D E
instead of words.
As soon as I got my result,my sister and I ran straight to the house.
We also pleaded with our Uncle and Aunt to change school for us.
Because we know that eventually,someone will confess to what we did and they might ask us to repeat the same class.
I am now in a new school with my twin and we are waiting for another opportunity to faint inside inside.
Teachers would set questions on topics they did not teach,Is it fair?
Shout out to Tanker,my real Gee.
I miss that guy so much now.
Tanker that used to write the name of the principal of the school on the list of noise makers.
The principal was shocked!
Just because he was laughing in his officer,Tanker saw it as disturbance and wrote down his name immediately on the list.
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