Ahahahahahahaha. I love it!
I made a planter of a toilet my folks replaced when I first moved down here. I put it in THEIR yard and had wonderful petunia and pansy and marigolds all winter. Once it had finished and was retired for the summer in mysteriously disappeared. It just mortified my parents to have a toilet in their yard...
Very decorative, long lasting, good recycling why send it to the toilet graveyard? 😁 Must have brought a smile to their faces for a short while....