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I could give you three pages on why you should like me, let alone three reasons, but in the interests of brevity, and it is the soul of wit, I shall mention just three.
Firstly, I’m environmentally friendly, and isn’t that all the rage these days? Granted, I burn all my rubbish to save me a trip to the recycling depot, but I more than make up for that by producing my own electricity and growing food, leaving more of that food-like product in the supermarkets for the rest of you. And you know none of that stuff is actually recycled, don’t you? They pretend to recycle it to make you feel like you’re doing your bit to save the planet. We are on the verge of imminent extinction, after all, and have been since I was a child some 60 years ago.
Secondly, I make the most divine mini bounty bars in Tipperary and mail-order can be arranged at the right price.
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And finally, I am thin and take up very little room, which is so important in these times of overpopulation and housing shortages and leaves more space for the corpulent among you.
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I’ve always been skinny despite my fairy cake fetish. Not that giving up sugar would be a problem for me. I can do anything I set my mind to. I simply don’t want to! Life is too long for abstemiousness and self-denial, so I eat what I want, I'm as fit as a flea, and I could do 20 pushups quicker than you could say 'isn't she amazing.'
Could I give up sugar permanently? Absolutely! Would I? Absolutely not! I'd do anything for my health, but I won't do that. No, I won't do that!
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Posted in response to galenkp's weekend experience
prompt asking " Could you cut out sugar permanently?
and
Give three reasons why people should like you.
The images are mine
Hahahahaha! I'm with you on the sugar. I do make my own sweets, on accounta I then know what's in them. And I make them the way I like them, not terribly sweet. That morning cuppa with a baked good is one of the great joys in each of my days! I think about quitting, when folks like Andy K tell me the sugar is killing me, but every day brings me another opportunity to have that little moment, just me and my pastry, and a good cup of coffee. I do not want to live without it.
Nobody does brevity with as much levity as you do.
Sure that Andy fella's insane. Must be the effect of all those tubes up the wazoo.
You make your own sweets ? How do I love thee?...Let me count the ways..
Inspired m'dear, simply inspired!
I was happy with it myself.
My favorite breakfast is a nice big pile of warm apple cobbler. Muffins loaded with fruit and nuts are second choice, toasted and buttered if they are not fresh from my oven. I'll sometimes have a fat slice of toasted and heavily buttered raisin bread, if I have found a loaf that passed muster. And coffee, one lousy cup because more than that disrupts my sleep. I get stressed if breakfast has to go any other way.
passing muster
without bluster
breakfast leads the way
I know I gotta get back to writing when lousy haiku starts popping out.
My best compliment to you: I look forward to these blogs :)
Who wouldn't like you ?
I look forward to them too. I'm amazed at what my neighbour's 10-year-old can come up with every week, when stuffed with just the right number of bounty bars.
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god i really wish i had an address just for that delivery offer!
I can address them to 'at no fixed abode'!:)
This has to be long planned ahahaha, we have had bad experiences with postal delays in the past in some of the countries we have been in. one day!
You killed me in this first paragraph, that's is a fucken start, damn yeah...ups sorry I got excited...
Keep on reading and get back to you, just had to comment the start...it was....ohhh god, just killed me there.
I apologise for killing you, but the only way to get to the top is to get rid of all the competition!
Well, sorries accepted, I keep breathing though and sticked to one floating piece of Titanic, just like Dicaprio my old friend once was...
It's freezing but Rose got my hand and she's making some tee to the warm up...
Don't call it a victory too soon nightingalegesty.
Damn!
Ehhhh but you don't have solar panels or an electric car so you are not environment friendly!
BTW in south here they do differentiation recycle, too bad that all the different trucks then deploy a the garbage togheter in the same spot 😂
We produce all of our own electricity here. We have the dogs and chickens running for their lives on a track out the back that's hooked up to some batteries. So there!
I've just pictured my self the running power supply in action.
Hilarious the image.
Damn!!!x2
It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way to go...but for mini bounty bars it'd be worth the trip. 😊
Ah thanks Mr. G. You do say the sweetest things.
Most welcome...some sweet things are unavoidable.
Those are the best 3 reasons anyone can imagine...mostly to make me laugh.
Thanks for the good time. 👍
Thank you indeed, I couldn't agree more. I'm the most hilarious person I know!
#hive #posh
#hive
Mini Bounty Bars Mail order to Cuba please?
Hey, can't stop laughing and ain't quote any more cause there would be too much to quote, probably the whole stuff...
That was hilariously hilarious...
I say no more...leave me alone and let me finish my shoking laughter...