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I met up with a group of long riders for lunch on Sunday. We sat for hour and a half, had a good time then adjourned to the parking lot to continue. Since we were outside I fired up a cigar.

One of the guys said "You know Big? Seeing you in this light with the cigar and all you remind me of a movie star."

"Come on. Which one?"

"Lassie. Taking a shit."

True story.

LOL now that sure is huffing and puffing, poor Lassie was a collie dog if I'm not mistaken, perhaps tell your buddy you more of a lion dog....