It is time for another #squirrelsunday
This squirrel has seen all the Hollywood actress squirrels eating bugs and promoting the new diet as a way to save the planet.
He prefers to eat acorns instead and is labeled a summer solstice denier by the other squirrels.
This one has bought into the narrative whole cloth. She is looking for a good place to buy only the freshest organic bugs the store has to offer. Sadly most squirrel food vendors have not bought into the fad diet.
I got mine online mumbled this one. They are quite crunchy and have very few parasites in them.
I got mine airdropped from a robin and you had better not raid my stash of fresh bug meat!
You had better not trust the robins they have a way of repackaging cheaper bug protein and labeling it as premium organic.
I only eat the brains of the bugs to get the medicinal benefit of more energy. For some reason though it makes me crave chipmunk braiiinnns tooooo... Now the rodent population is infested with a zombie plague.
The robin dealer failed to mention he sourced the bugs from an area known to contain gordian worms. Now all the trendy squirrels on the fad diet are infected.
After all the fresh bugs were eaten the squirrels still had craving for brains. They eventually turned on each other and started the cannibal keto diet.
If only the robin had been more careful about where he harvested the bug protein. In the end he was quite profitable and flew off to a forest without extradition treaties with the squirrels.
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STOPWow locusts are out 😮 that last shot is crazy.
We got infested this weekend, all the critters are pigging out especially dogs out on their walks.
