Haha! You, [word for word], sound like the little voice that lives inside my head 🤣
You would be utterly amazed at how many of your words I have read over the last 2 days. The expertly crafted juxtaposition of humour and what can only be disguised at times as harrowing intertwined is a curious but addictive combination.
See you real soon 😎
Oh crikey, say it ain't so! Where do I send the straitjacket?
If there's one thing I do not need, it is another one of those!
But I have them in extra-large!
Oof... The bar has been significantly lowered...
That was not just below the ((incredibly cirumferencey)) belt, It was in an entirely separate post-code.
Expect me
Sinister music plays as a slightly rotund man less than elegantly backs, wheezing, out of the comment section