What a funny story, @diebitch.
You play with our minds in such a subtle way that the outcome amazes us and makes us smile.
Thank you for posting this story in the Ink Well community.
Be sure to read the work of other writers in the community and share comments with them. We urge everyone who posts on The Ink Well to take this step, in the future, to ensure that our community members support each other. (We also have this in The Ink Well community rules on our home page and in our weekly writing prompts.)
Thank you for the prompts!