The Radiant Dawn text is so relatable. :D
Relic removals also need to have a similar text -- e.g. If your opponent has a relic, this card is in the bottom 8 cards of your deck. :D
Avaraxus is another card that comes to mind that should have an "actual" text.
You're absolutely right, relic removal is another one of those pesky cards 🤣 Maybe you can create your own version with these additions.