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I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.

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Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

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Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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My lucky numbers are
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I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.

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