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I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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21, 13, 18, 5, 26, 6 !LOL

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

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Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.

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16, 10, 31, 27, 29, 34 !LOL

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

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You have to look out for some more Indians I think !LOL 🤣

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

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You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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