I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in. I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...” Credit: reddit @florbelys, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
You must be killin' it out here! @beatzchain just slapped you with 1.000PIMP, @hive-loto. You earned 1.000PIMP for the strong hand. They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.
My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or what the judge called a “restraining order” Credit: reddit @beatzchain, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
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You must be killin' it out here! @beatzchain just slapped you with 1.000PIMP, @barski. You earned 1.000PIMP for the strong hand. They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
OH NO! You are out of jokes for the day! @barski you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 10 times per day. Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question. Credit: reddit @hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of verterus
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line. Credit: marshmellowman @verterus, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow? One is hard up, the other is soft down. Credit: reddit @treefrognada, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants. Credit: reddit @chadmichaellibby, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge. It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration. Credit: reddit @hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet
I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop. We all have our vices. Credit: reddit @irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
2, 6, 19, 22, 31, 37 💪
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I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
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@florbelys, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
!PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@beatzchain just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @hive-loto.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
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Or what the judge called a “restraining order”
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@beatzchain, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
6, 17, 21, 44, 74, 90
!BEER
!PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@beatzchain just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @barski.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
!PGM
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP
Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide
I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444
!VSC
!LOL
!MEME
@barski has sent VSC to @beatzchain
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@barski ha enviado VSC a @beatzchain
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Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!
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You are out of jokes for the day!
@barski you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 10 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!
!LOL 3, 23, 30, 15, 36, 20
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Mutton Honey.
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@hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of micu
(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
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A ques-idea.
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@micu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
3, 5, 7, 13, 17, 33 !LOL
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One. It's a trick question.
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@hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of verterus
(1/1)
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A receding hare line.
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@verterus, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ
5, 13, 21, 22, 28, 36
!PGM + reblog
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
Discord
Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP
Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide
I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444
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One is hard up, the other is soft down.
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@treefrognada, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
28, 30, 32, 9, 36, 18 !LOL
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
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@m0ssa99, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(10/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
3, 13, 14, 27, 31, 33
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It’s not like you’re getting any younger
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@xaviduran, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(2/10)
12, 14, 18, 27, 33, 39
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The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
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@chadmichaellibby, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(9/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
7, 13, 18, 24, 33, 38
!lolz
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It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
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@hive-loto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet
(4/4)
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We all have our vices.
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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto
(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP
2,4, 16,26,27,37
1,6,8,16,18,21
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