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@dailygiveaways! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @wrestlingdesires. (5/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

Credit: benthomaswwd
@dailygiveaways, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @wrestlingdesires
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
(2/4)

English:
You got counted. Good Luck !ALIVE !LOL !CTP
Deutsch:
Du wurdest gezählt. Viel Glück

@wrestlingdesires! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @dailygiveaways. (3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

What did the Golden Gate bridge say to the Golden Gate river when they broke up?
I'm over you.

Credit: reddit
@wrestlingdesires, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dailygiveaways
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
(3/10)