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Up with the sun again today, and I actually slept this time.

Been doing the same. Cracking the whiskey open at 3pm helps.

Had a beer the other day while golfing snowballs. That was fun.

Snow in May? Absurd!

Yes but I don't suggest writing your keys into the snow with urine because it eventually melts then turns into a puddle of lost hopes and dreams.

Sounds like a river I often take a trip to.

We've all been there. Nice place.