Oh wow that must hurt. I stopped riding bikes because something always went wrong. But in your case it's so incredibly necessary. I really hope you get your vehicle back on the road soon.
I think your wife's cooking can easily soothe a situation like that.
Best wishes to you.
Finally fixed. The Cubans across the street had a few tools I was able to borrow. They are more social and approachable than the locals, plus my Spanish is way better than my Dutch despite living here 2+ years. Meal was on point of course.