Hey, mate, writing this on my dunny right now. Why don't you chuck a sickie and we'll get the barbie all fired up for the day? Grog's a little exy but ya fancy some cheap piss instead?
Am I doing this right or should I just stop trying and bugger off?
Boom! You just passed the citizenship test to become an Aussie.
I'm not even joking, this is literally the test...
I feel so proud of myself